In The Odds of Getting Even, Mo and Dale, a.k.a. The Desperado Detectives, have another case on their hands. Dale's no-good dad is on the lam and the whole town is on edge.
As usual, the café run by Mo and her "family of choice," the Colonel and Miss Lana, takes current events in stride,
I turned back to the Azalea Women. "Welcome and thank you in advance for your generous tips." Generous tips equals a flat-out lie, but like Miss Lana says, you don't stop pitching just because nobody's swinging. I draped a paper napkin over my arm. "Today, our Get Out of Jail Free Delight feature Free-Range Eggs, Potatoes at Large, and Bacon a la Parole. We also got the Colonel's famous Tofu Incognito--a vegan delight featuring tofu scrambled up to look like somebody else. A Special runs six dollars and includes a basket of All Rise Biscuits. May I take your order?"
"Get Out of Jail and coffee," they chorused. "How's Dale holding up?"
Once again, Sheila Turnage has written a book that deals with a serious topic (a father who is frequently on the wrong side of the law) in a humorous way. As narrator, Mo LoBeau offers up witty, often hilarious dialogue and commentary. There is much homespun wisdom in the the little town of Tupelo Landing. Here are just a few examples from The Odds of Getting Even:
Mo (on the perceived indignity of wearing hand-me-down clothes):
"Dale's a musician. He enjoys vintage outfits," ... "Besides, Miss Lana says most everything in life worth having is handed down."
Dale (voicing his opinion to a news reporter):
Your articles make it seem that way. But a lot of people thinking flat don't change round.Mo (her take on beauty):
Attila's face would be pretty if she didn't live behind it.Dale (on "getting even"):
The only even you ever get is inside yourself--when you don't need to get even anymore.
If you haven't read them yet, don't miss the first two Mo and Dale Mystery novels.
Three Times Lucky - a link to my review of the audiobook read by Michal Friedman
The Ghost of Tupelo Landing - a link to my review for AudioFile Magazine